Armor Horse Transpo

If you’re not rolling a 10-ton, bullet proof, blast protected armored car limo, then you’re not rollin’. The beefed up limo offers gun ports, LCD satellite TV’s, bullet resistant glass, emergency escape hatches, two bars, sound dampening walls and a retractable stripper pole. The XXL can be yours for $149,000 and will hold 25 people. Or, wait until 2010, when the XXXL premiers and seat 45 (yes, 45) of your closest friends. About the only person I can see buying this is Shaq- oh wait, he already has one--
"I use the Vault whenever and wherever I have the chance and I believe they are the wave of the future, because I am not the only one who wants space, style and security."
--Shaquille O’Neal

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